Brett Wertepny (Guitar)

AKA ‘Bertimus Maximus’

Brett hails from the south side of Des Plaines and has been in a number of bands throughout the years (Hit ‘n’ Run, Skeleton Crew, Lazy Boyzz). Brett’s uncanny ability as a guitar virtuoso has caused him to spend an inordinate amount of time trying not to cut his fingers off.

Bill Johnson (Vocals)

AKA “Screech”

Bill has fronted bands since his teens. After a long hiatus and the operation to have his neck shortened, he felt compelled to get back into it. If Bill’s not volunteering his time to chauffer Donald Trump around, he’s experimenting with new ways to cause his voice to vibrate molecules within the brain.

Mike Rowan (Drums)

AKA “THE MACHINE” …come on out to see for yourselves. Mike recalls the days of playing with Brett and Mike in a band while in kindergarten together. At that time they were known as “The Crazy Noise”. Although, not as good now as they were then, they forge on with the rock star dream.

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Rob Mildice (Bass)

A.K.A. Mil

Mil has combined the many styles of music that he has played throughout the years into an exacting method that has won him favorable respect amongst his peers. Most notability, his stint with the ‘Drunken Hillbilly Band’ awarded him the Sans Shoes recognition honor. When Mil’s not busy retracing the outline to the tools hanging on the pegboard in his garage, he can be found wandering around his house wondering what to do with all his time.

Jim Talent (Harp)

When Jim’s not scaring the shit out of people, he engrosses himself in the art of mindless daydreaming. Lately his fantasies have revolved around some sort of “ménage à trois” with John Popper and Freddie Krueger.

Bill Rost(Guitar)

At this time I’d like to introduce Mr. Bill Rost. His last gig was guitarist for the band “Disruptive Dog”. They played the same style of classic rock you’d expect to hear from Lazyboys. So far, it’s been a seamless transition. We welcome Mr. Rost into our fold. A complete bio, and pics will be forthcoming.

Former members but still friends who have moved on to other musical endevours

Mike Hanning(Guitar)

Mike, also from Des Plaines (originally), has spent the last 20 years holed up in his basement trying to channel the spirits of Robin Trower and Jeff Beck’…although they’re not dead yet’…maybe that’s part of the problem. His hobbies include attempting to configure $2000.00 Marshall amps to sound as crappy as possible